My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
