is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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