dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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