I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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