those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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