Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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