i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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