You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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