I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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