just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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