I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
just tell him i said nine months
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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