Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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