Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
tell me about the fingering
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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