this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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