I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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