Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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