Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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