rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We left the knife in your bed.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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