but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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