do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Randomize
