So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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