she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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