I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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