On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week