Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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