East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Let's get the cat blown out
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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