Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize