Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I have aggressive nipples.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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