Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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