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Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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