Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Randomize
