ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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