I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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