Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My ass is underappreciated
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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