i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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