Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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