girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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