Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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