So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
My bed smells like the plague
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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