His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
