I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I have feelings that need drinking.
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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