I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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