im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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