So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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