I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
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I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I enjoy the company of your penis
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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