You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Just puked most of my soul out..
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