no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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