i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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