"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We got so high we made milksteak
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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