Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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