we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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