I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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