KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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