If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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