remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
