do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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